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Reuters yanks reporter from Sadville

Last one to leave, turn off the flying penis

21 Nov 15:35

Vote now for your top net neologism

Reader poll Asshats, f*cktards and lusers - your time has come

21 Nov 12:33

HP breaks Japanese excessive packaging record

Still destroying the planet, one big box at a time

21 Nov 09:58

eHarmony settles over same-sex dating

All's fair in love and court

20 Nov 20:12

The Pope predicted economic Armageddon back in 1985

Italian pol says sub prime collapse all in the good loan book...

20 Nov 12:42

Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar

Continued to crack one off 'while resisting arrest'

19 Nov 13:29

German bawdy house offers free entry for life

Willing punters queue for promotional brothel tattoo

19 Nov 12:08

Hitler had one ball: Official

Other not in Albert Hall, however

19 Nov 11:19

Homework late? Blame Russian hackers

Teachers wise up to tech-based yarns

19 Nov 10:07

Smut email hubby claims iPhone glitch

Lewd snap 'accidentally' attached

18 Nov 11:56

Kim Kardashian in Miami beachslapping

Shift your arse, love, we're trying to work here

18 Nov 11:04

Beeb gets its rocks off in Second Life

E-shag guide: First, buy enormous e-todger...

17 Nov 16:12

El Reg seeks top net neologism

Pod slurping? Meh

17 Nov 14:38

Chinese TV suspends footie coverage

Lads not giving 110% in the 'professional ethics' department

17 Nov 13:49

Unhappy people watch more telly

Financial crisis? Stick the idiot's lantern on

17 Nov 10:54

'Meh' makes Collins English Dictionary

Whatever

17 Nov 09:54

India draws up own Google Earth plan

Space programme spin-off

14 Nov 12:37

Texas cop tasers himself

Law enforcement fail caught on camera

13 Nov 10:15

Nokia Siemens Networks in 'synergy-related headcount restructuring'

9,000 culled to the sound of whalesong

12 Nov 16:46

Arizona boffins get a grip on their newly-fat pipe

'Dark fibre' equivalent to 700 HD smut channels

12 Nov 13:24

World's ugliest mutt pops paws

RIP, three-legged, one-eyed hound of hell

11 Nov 12:41

China to offer detox to net junkies

Recognises addiction as 'clinical disease'

11 Nov 12:00

Half of Brits abuse apostrophe's

Cant tell they're it's from their elbow's

11 Nov 11:21

Gary Glitter expelled from GCSE paper

Inappropriate 'related listening'

10 Nov 14:41

iPod cans menace pacemakers

Bluetooth no heart-stopper, however

10 Nov 12:14

Copper propositioned woman while 'on the job'

Pints all round for the Sky News cheap gag department

7 Nov 16:07

Swedish transsexuals offered prosthetic todgers

All well and good, but no wood

7 Nov 15:23

Lib Dem stripogram councillor quits politics

Finally shafted by Devon two Inches

7 Nov 14:18

BBC has newsgasm over Obama's dog

Goldendoodle or pitbull? Hmmm...

7 Nov 12:00

Gadget Show competition spews text spam

At £1.50 a pop

7 Nov 11:36

MP calls for Jezza Clarkson's head

Strumpet gag a 'dismissible offence'

7 Nov 06:02

Palin didn't know Africa is a continent, McCain aides say

Needed work on North America too

6 Nov 18:38

Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court

Baker prepared to strip in £30k fraud case

6 Nov 16:34

Drunken Brummie hack resigns on YouTube

Two fingers to the Birmingham Mail at Florida Obama bash

6 Nov 12:32

Spanish cheesemaker launches ovine Lolitas initiative

Adopt-a-lamb webcam plan

6 Nov 12:05

9 hilarious election tweets worth remembering

Microblogging service explodes with Twittard wits

5 Nov 16:59

Gordo entertains a couple of lapdancers

We're not sex workers, pair tell Number 10

5 Nov 09:02

Donkeys refuse fodder as US election tension rises

USA '08 Dreaming of a better life under Obama

4 Nov 17:39

Reg April Fools 2006

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2 Apr 01:34

Reg April Fools 2007

Oh how we laughed

1 Apr 23:46

Reg April Fools '08

What merriment and mirth is this?

1 Apr 22:35

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Reader poll Just put your exclamation mark in the box

14 Feb 13:08

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